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For New Mexico, the 2011 season has been a lose-lose-lose-lose-lose proposition.
Lost Lobos' (0-5) remarkable consistency enabled them to take over No. 1 in the Bottom Ten this week even though they had a bye.
They replaced Oregon State (1-4), which said bye bye to the top spot following a shocking victory over the Arizona Mildcats (1-5).
Meanwhile, Kentucky climbed to No. 10 with an impressive 3-54 loss to South Carolina while No 14. Villanova (1-5) and No. 18 Northwestern (2-3) also recorded setbacks. Those three schools share the same nickname with Arizona, which explains all the talk about realigning them into a Mildcat Conference.
Coming up fast on the outside are the Jayshocked (2-3) of Kansas, who are giving up 49.4 points and 566 yards per game. Kansas, which reached new depths with a 28-70 loss to Oklahoma State on Saturday, should be able to reach the magical 50 points-allowed-per-game average Saturday when the team is fed to Oklahoma in one of two featured Routs of the Weak.
Poll experts pointed out that the two wins by the Jayshocked, coming early in the season, may be ignored by the voters later in the year when it comes time to pick a Bottom Ten champ.
And a tip of the helmet to No. 8 Florida State (2-3), a 10-game winner last year, which has been named most disappointing team of 2011 by Yahoo Sports.
Wreck, Record....... Last Lost Next Loss
1. New Mexico (0-5).... Idle........................................... Nevada
2. Arizona (1-5)............ 27-37, Oregon State................ UCLA
3. Colorado (1-5)........... 7-48, Stanford..................... ...Washington
4. B.C. (1-5).................. 14-36, Clemson......................... Va Tech
5. Akron (1-5).............. 17-27, Florida International... Ohio (Ohio)
6. Kansas (2-3)............ 28-70, Oklahoma State........... Oklahoma
7. Indiana (1-5)............ 20-41, Ill.................................... Wisconsin
8. Florida State (2-3)..30-35, Wake Forest*............... Duke
9. UNLV (1-4)................ 0-37, Nevada.......................... Wyoming
10. Kentucky (2-4)........ 3-54, South Carolina.............. Jackson State
*This score is not a typographical error.
11. Miami (Fla.) (2-3); 12. Memphis (1-5); 13. Idaho (1-5); 14. Villanova (1-5); 15. Oregon State (1-4); 16. New Mexico State (2-3); 17. Other Miami (1-4); 18. Northwestern (2-3); 19. Campaigning in Iowa; 20. Ohio State (3-3).
Rout of the Weak (Tie) : Oklahoma (5-0) at Kansas (2-3); Indiana (1-5) at Wisconsin (5-0).
Crummy Game of the Weak: Nevada (2-3) at New Mexico (0-5).
The Pros
Minnehaha had blown leads in four straight games but even the Vikes couldn't fritter away a 28-0 lead.
They held on for a 34-10 win over 1-4 Arizona, not to be confused with the 1-5 University of Arizona, to exit the top spot in the Bottom Ten.
Minnehaha was replaced by the Philadelphia Nightmares (1-4) , whose 2011 season is over. Now they can only dream about getting a decent quarterback in next year's draft.
No. 3 Indianapolis stayed winless with a 24-28 loss to the Kansas City Chefs. Oddly enough the Chefs' winning touchdown drive was aided by a horse-collaring penalty against Indy's linebacker Philip Wheeler. How can horse-collaring penalty be called against a Colt?
Wreck, Record...................... Last Lost..............Next Loss
1. Philadelphia (1-4)....................... 24-31, Buffalo.......... Washington
2. St. Louis (0-4)............................ Idle............................. Green Bay
3. Miami (Fla.) (0-4)..................... Even Idler.................. N.J. Jets
4. Indianapolis (0-5)..................... 24-28, Kansas City... Cincinnati
5. Jacksonville (1-4) ......................20-30, Cincinnati...... The Pitts
6. Carolina (1-4); 7. Arizona (1-4); 8. Grampa Bay (3-2); 9. Denver (1-4); 10. (Tie) Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies (seasons over).
Dishonorable Mention: Philadelphia is dominating in some departments. Receiver DeSean Jackson, for example, is tied for third in most passes dropped this year with 3, trailing only Roddy White of Atlanta (6), Michael Crabtree of San Francisco (4).
Fantasy Flops: Tennessee RB Chris Johnson (51 yards in 14 carries); Denver QB Kyle Orton (6 of 13 passes for 34 yards, one interception); Grampa Bay QB Josh Freeman (17 of 33 passes for 187 yards, 2 interceptions, no TD passes).
Unclear on the concept: Against the Colts, Chefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe was penalized for delay of the game after spiking the ball following a 9-yard gain. Broadcaster Mark Malone pointed out that the real delay was caused by the officials, who stopped the game, conferred, then made the announcement to the spectators. As for Bowe's crime, Malone asked: ``Is there only one ball?"
The ghost of Al? : Replays show that when Oakland intercepted a Matt Schaub pass on the last play of the game to save a 25-20 win, the Raiders only had 10 players on the field. Or was Al Davis the 11th man? Don't count out Al, yet.
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